My grandpappy was found fishing on the bank of a lake by a police officer. His bucket was full of fish.
Officer: “Hey there, old timer. Do you have a fishing license?”
Grandpappy: “Nope. These are my fish. I brought them from home.”
Officer: “You brought them from home? Whaddya mean you brought them from home?”
Grandpappy: “I come here every day, let the fish swim around in the lake for a bit, and then I call them back.”
Officer: “You call them back??”
Grandpappy: “Yeah, that’s right. I whistle and they come back and jump right back in the bucket.”
Officer: “Ok then, show me.”
So Grandpappy calmly empties the bucket into the lake and then sits back and waits.
After a moment or two, the officer says, “Well?”
Grandpappy: “Well what?”
Officer: “Aren’t you gonna call the fish back?”
Grandpappy: “What fish?”
What is your theory? I don't have a dog in the hunt about this, but I was just wondering with 30 or more Bigfoot sightings every year how come no one ever bags one? That is the one thing that makes me doubt. I read the sightings which are full of tales of people fleeing in terror, but almost no one ever opens fire. What do you guys think?
