He ain’t lookin’ all angry anymore. Look, I even put a nice weed in his mouth. Now I need a name for the raccoon. My daughter says I should name him “Cracker”. I said, “Woah, that hits a little too close to home.”
How about Sassyfrass? What other ideas y’all got?
What is your theory? I don't have a dog in the hunt about this, but I was just wondering with 30 or more Bigfoot sightings every year how come no one ever bags one? That is the one thing that makes me doubt. I read the sightings which are full of tales of people fleeing in terror, but almost no one ever opens fire. What do you guys think?