For the latest trip I took into the backcountry, I went with a friend. The temperatures were so far below freezing that he refused to poop. He couldn’t bear the thought of the discomfort of dropping his pants and exposing all his parts to the open air. So he just refused to poop…
…for five days and nights. True story.
What is your theory? I don't have a dog in the hunt about this, but I was just wondering with 30 or more Bigfoot sightings every year how come no one ever bags one? That is the one thing that makes me doubt. I read the sightings which are full of tales of people fleeing in terror, but almost no one ever opens fire. What do you guys think?